Snappy Come Back Lines... a fwded mail

"Did you take a bath?"
"Why, Is there one missing?"

"Are you chewing gum?"
"No, I'm John Smith."

"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."
"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"

"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man"

"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
"Are you well now?"

"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."

"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."
"Who wants to eat friends?"

"We are having mother for dinner, darling."
"Make sure she's well done."

"I want some rat poison."
"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"

"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

"May I hold your hand?"
"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"
"No, sir, only when it rains."

"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"
"Why? Is it tilted?"

"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk"

"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"
"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."

"I have changed! my mind."
"Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"

"Would you like your coffee black?"
"What other colors do you have?"

Jeevanachi Saath

Me kahich bol le nahi tar kadel ka tula?
Je sur aahet mazya mani te lagtil ka tula?

tujhya pahnaya ne hote gulabi te disel ka tula ?
tujhya sparshane hote dhundh te umgel ka tula?

dodyat mazya .... shodhshil ka tula?
kavitet mazya ... vachshil ka tula?

me nastanahi maza sahwaas ghadel ka tula?
mazech naav sadaiv smarel ka tula?

jeevlaga....
hya jeevani tujhi saath midel ka mala????

An Attempt At Life

An attempt at life
reaching for the gold
an attempt at life
bring in the new
ring out the old
what's chosen
which direction
is taken
what direction
can be lead

an attempt at life
things--the way they are
things--the way they should be
things--the way you want them to be.
to reach for
...to wake up to
to wake up fresh and new
to feel you
to feel the new you
a chance to feel what is or what was
dreamt;

a chance to be in it all
I have conquered
came
and
gone!

I realized
i have realized what I felt,
I have realized what I feel,
to feel
to experience
to be in this situation
to be in the dew
to be in the smoke
to be in the dust

to feel the passion
to feel the excitement;
to be in the excitement
and all that is left
and done is...

...we are ready for you
...lights, camera, action
...reporting live from

All the events are
planned,
all the events are written
its for you
to find and match
To be the CATCH OF THE DAY
and
PRAY
and realize TODAY
THAT YOU CAN MAKE ONE STEP
CLOSER TODAY
AND BE THERE
TOMORROW!!!

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my 100th post. thank u all the visitors to mawworld & insipiring me for better tomoro :) .
keep replying here.

Love
Mahek.

For once

How to forget yesterday?
The grim pains of yesterday -
Dreams that ended up as rue ...
How to forget them? How to accept them as true?

Like heavy downpour the tears begin to fall
As I look at my reflection in the mirror-
The eyes looking back at me make me feel small-
And all I ask is my God, how long is this going to last?

How to stop these thoughts of mine?
How to stop discovering the things I find?
How to hold onto my affections true?
O! Will I someday, somewhere see myself through ??

Its said that the one who doesnt quit,
And the one who doesnt complain;
Is the wise one who knows what life is all about,
But, how to acquire the wit to know when to accept & when to doubt?

I found a road in the woods that lay its arms outstretched for me,
But, how do I take this road when my destination is unknown to me ?
I found a boat in the sea that would take me to different shores,
But, how do I set sail in this boat when it is without oars ??

For Once -
I want someone to look into my eyes,
And convince me that -
what I am now witnessing is far from lies.

For Once -
I want someone to dwell in my silence,
And assure me that -
It was all a bad dream that has ended and now its morn twilight!!

~ Aishwarya

Its true everyone needs those for once moments :)