Laws Of Life

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making
it.

Bend In The Road

When we feel we have nothing left to give
And we are sure that the song has ended
When our day seems over and the shadows fall
And the darkness of night has descended,
Where can we go to find the strength
To valiantly keep on trying,
Where can we find the hand that will dry
The tears that the heart is crying?

There's but one place to go and that is to God
And, dropping all pretense and pride,
We can pour out our problems without restraint
And gain strength from Him at our side,
And together we stand at life's crossroads
And view what we think is the end
But God has a much bigger vision
And He tells us it's only a bend

For the road goes on and is smoother
And the "pause in the song" is a rest
And the part that's unsung and unfinished
Is the sweetest and richest and best
So rest and relax and grow stronger
Let go and let God share your load
Your work is not finished or ended,
You've just come to a "bend in the road."

Mazyasathi Tujhyasathi

Tu dilelaya gulabala kaate hote re,
tyachya sugandhat me itke mohungele ,
kiti raktbambal zaale kadlech naahi re..

jevha gulab hassu lagle tevha kadle,
saare mrugjad hote re..

vaadut punha punha paahile,
tushi paule partichich hoti re,
maaji vaat titech thambli hoti re,

aata tar sagdach adhaantari,
majyasaathi,
pan tu maatr sagdich kodhi sodavlis hoti re,
tujhyasathi...

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i knw guys u wudnt understand ths post, coz it aint in hindi or eng....
but somethng tht touched me ... n really v touchy if u happn to understand...

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Happy Blogging &
Happy Reading ...

Pitaaii of males ... hehe .... jst too cool fwd i happn to get ;) :D lolzzzz

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...


Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....


Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Mahek, you're a Steady Supporter

Stand by your man — that's just something you naturally do. Once you've committed to a relationship, you are a constant companion who enjoys the comfort and stability that comes from being a couple. Not quick to judge, accuse, or think the worst, you have a lot of trust (in him and in yourself), and you rarely worry about where he is or who he's with.

For you, mutual respect is of utmost importance. You are comfortable and confident in your own skin, making you a great pillar of strength in all your relationships. Whether he's striving to climb a mountain or land a promotion, you have his back. Best part is, you know he's got yours too.


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He slipped his hand under my chin,
And looked with such a loving grin,
The kind that melts your heart to gold,
The kind you bury deep inside your soul.

He touched my hand,in a single swipe,
He changed my world,my light my life,

And ran his fingers through my hair,
He gave me such an enchanting glare...

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There once was a girl
That many did know.
She was not alone,
But she felt she had nowhere to go.

She was all for love and peace,
And now war.
But on the inside,
Her heart was tore.

She felt so alone,
And her self-esteem was low.
And many still wonder,
Why didn't they know?

She had many friends,
And they were just like her.
But what they felt was different,
Happy is what they were.

And when she was gone,
They didn't understand why.

Faces

Everyday while traveling to and fro
I see so many faces,
At definite time, definite intervals,
Definite corners, definite places!!

So many faces I see-
That over –made up face,
that one, continuously tensed up
And that one, without a trace…

of anxiety or fear!!
That face always in a hurry,
And that cool and slow face
Without any worry!

That over-confident ‘egoistic’ face
And that face with a guilty look,
That bespectacled face whose life
Must be only in the pages of the book!

Innocent faces, quarreling and playing
With loads of books, water bags, tiffins and carrying,
Tensions only when
The exams are nearing…

That old face full of nostalgia
And those twinkling eyes full of dreams…
Stern faces, soft faces,
Faces full of powders and creams..

Each face has a different ‘outlook’
Each one has a different ‘aim’,
But despite the variation
Their destination is the same!!

Each must be having the same intentions
Of not getting lost in this crowd, this mess,
And of reaching such a level where it won’t remain
Just a Mere face!!!

Letting Go...

As silence fills my loneliness
Only for you my heart cries
The growing gnawing pain within myself
That tears every senses of my life.

Tears flow endlessly
Even my eyes swells in deep agony
But nothing had been left
That I burned even more with desire
Just to feel the warmness of your embrace.

I still have the memories when we first meet
Memories that I thought would just be the beginning
And would never end
But suddenly it was gone with the wind.

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A lesson learnt in life ...

LIVING MIGHT MEAN TAKING CHANCES, BUT THEY ARE WORTH TAKING......
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT ITS WORTH MAKING........

Cute letters writtn to God by kiddies

Very cute letters............... These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss.



Dear God... Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?



Dear God... Who draws the lines around the countries?



Dear God... I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?



Dear God... Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.



Dear God... It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but hope you will not hurt him anyway.



Dear God... Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.



Dear God... If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer because I hate her.



Dear God... I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.



Dear God... I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.



Dear God... I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.



Dear God... Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.



Dear God... If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.



Dear God... I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.



Dear God... I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!